Saturday, April 28, 2018
Think of it as an italic press.
— Richard Minsky on The Washington Press not being perfectly parallel to the wall
Friday, April 27, 2018
Goods that are not shared are not goods.
— Fortune
Thursday, April 26, 2018
You gotta love it because you need to be steeped in it every day.
— Lauren Panepinto, TDC Book Night
Wednesday, April 25, 2018
He paused, walked briskly back to his car and turned off its blaring siren.
— Catherine Porter and Megan Specia, "When Toronto Suspect Said ‘Kill Me,’ an Officer Put Away His Gun," The New York Times
Tuesday, April 24, 2018
Use that one for my obit.
— Sid on his drivers licence photo
Monday, April 23, 2018
Carol's not Carol.
— Mike Daly, "For Better or for Worse," 60 Minutes
Sunday, April 22, 2018
I'm not at Liberty to say.
— Lily's joke about Newark Liberty International Airport
Saturday, April 21, 2018
Oh! What happened to the floor?
— Lily at the start of a hill in Central Park
Friday, April 20, 2018
Fishing tackle, and golf balls.
— David McCullough, Truman
Thursday, April 19, 2018
So he wrote numbers with a Sharpie on the hermit crab shells so he could keep track of them.
— Zoe Chace, "642: The Impossible Dream," This American Life
Wednesday, April 18, 2018
It was about time for somebody else to swim for the family.
— George Marshall, Truman
Tuesday, April 17, 2018
They don't slip it in on the matzah. Do they?
— Sid on sugar
Monday, April 16, 2018
It is fun to be in the same decade with you.
— Roosevelt to Churchill, Truman
Sunday, April 15, 2018
Coffee beans from Yemen with cream from updstate New York and Pennsylvania.
— Paraphrased comment from audience member
Saturday, April 14, 2018
Who's anxious to be right.
— David McCullough, Truman
Friday, April 13, 2018
Famished and sleep deprived. That's basically it.
— IT Alex
Thursday, April 12, 2018
Dear Ben,
We understand you want to put the paper book inside very much.
We understand you want to put the paper book inside very much.
— Sarah, SHENZHEN CREATIVE DISPLAY PRODUCTS FACTORY
Wednesday, April 11, 2018
When you were just super horny in your dorm room and you accidentally brought about the end of modern democracy.
— Zuckerberg meme
Tuesday, April 10, 2018
He said "I like being alone."
— Sid on Chernow not getting involved with another woman after his wife died
Monday, April 9, 2018
"Fact is, I like roads," he would say.
— David McCullough, Truman