You braved the rain.
— Guy from Better Being Underground
…into the concrete…
— Andrew Bird saying something stupid
Seaweed salad.
— Waiter accidentally giving us a second kelp salad at Jin Ramen
I’m just a robot, it’s my batteries.
— Lily on one more ice cream bite after watching Ex Machina
Alexa, is there a war?
— Lily
If you’re in a car.
— David Owen, “Where the River Runs Dry,” The New Yorker
You come here unannounced on the day my daughter is to be married?
— Mr. Big, Zootopia
Vanessa’s?
— Spencer
Bread pudding.
We live in a culture that rewards jackhammers.
— Paul quoting Liz Gilbert on Good Morning America
Len met Jan in an elevator at the law firm, where he gallantly assisted her after her keys fell through a crack in the shaft. Jan was drawn to Len’s intellect, his handsome smile and his love of adventure.
— “LEONARD JAMES JOHNSON,” Kansas City Star
Mix it all together and what’d ya got? Mix it all together with a COCO-MAT!
— Lily
Snapshots lack photography’s coding as “art,” a coding which puts people on guard for manipulation.
— Matthew Allen, “Screenshot Aesthetic,” MOS Selected Works
Without lamps, there’d be no light.
— Bender, The Breakfast Club
It’s like the Central Park of America!
— Lily on Kansas
You know how it is.
— Ken on staying up doing a personal project
But she’s gonna grow up! Once I was two and a half.
— Almost seven year old speaking to father of two and a half year old on the subway
Floating.
— Joe Scanlan
Trunk fish babies
— Lily’s Google Image search
I’m a cop.
— Frank Fitzpatrick (Rusty’s partner) responding with great comedic timing to Robert’s question (directed at Lily and me) of what we did