Civic traditions.
— President Obama, “Exclusive Interview: Obama on the World,” The New York Times
They all fit together like a glove.
— Woman on F train on 44 books in bible
Down the highway.
— Paul Simon, “Graceland”
Number Ben.
— Stuart Kestenbaum
Proportion is in the eye of the beholder.
— Nanda
I’m shaking like a leaf right now.
— Nanda
You look like a character out of a book or a Wes Anderson movie.
— Jean
So I called up the captain.
— Eagles, “Hotel California”
It’s not what you can make it’s what you can fix.
— Nanda
There are parts of Italy where the punty-ing and curing of bread are done right on the altar.
— Wayne
Complementary umbrella.
— Wayne
Margarita-pops.
— Wayne
Thirty minutes.
— Brooke
plop.
— handful of shells hitting water.
Let every state in this union seep deep down in your soul.
— Bob Dylan, “Let Me Die in My Footsteps”
Cars, scarves, and watches, these are my vices in life.
— Akshay
I feel like i’m inside of a dolphin. If you were the inside of a dolphin, which organ would you be?
— Lily
It’s a dead bee. Is that for sale?
— Lily
Desert?
— Waiter
Easy.
— Guy whose phone we borrowed