Friday, August 29, 2014
Sumo wakes up in the morning.
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Thursday, August 28, 2014
Bears.
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Wednesday, August 27, 2014
Flea Fly.
— Joe Bolling
Tuesday, August 26, 2014
I had qualified for the recitation period with “The Highwayman.”
— Sidney Offit, Memoir of a Bookie’s Son
Monday, August 25, 2014
Cocoa Puffs.
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Sunday, August 24, 2014
If I had a gun I’d let the hammer down.
— Doc Watson, “The Train That Carried My Girl from Town”
Saturday, August 23, 2014
How do you prepare your vegetables?
— Man on Camel’s Hump
Friday, August 22, 2014
A lot of foot landscaping going on here.
— K-Town
Thursday, August 21, 2014
Constrictor hitch.
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Wednesday, August 20, 2014
What I’m doin’ doesn’t have any history.
— K-Town
Tuesday, August 19, 2014
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Monday, August 18, 2014
Yahoo!
— Toad, Mario Kart
Sunday, August 17, 2014
Goat cheese yogurt.
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Saturday, August 16, 2014
It is not only the final form which is esthetically very pleasing.
— Berrocal Mini-David I
Friday, August 15, 2014
Which is like betting a dollar on The Price Is Right, you’re technically allowed to do it, but you know, fuck you.
— John Oliver, “Predatory Lending,” Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
Thursday, August 14, 2014
Frozen chai.
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Wednesday, August 13, 2014
Maybe they’ve backfired.
— Dayton on opaqueness of lab information after animal rights lab raids.
Tuesday, August 12, 2014
I say that home is where I hang my hat.
— Johnny Cash, “Sing A Travelin’ Song”
Monday, August 11, 2014
In our desperate quest to create happy kids, we may be assuming the wrong world burden. It strikes me as a better goal… to focus on making productive kids, and moral kids, and to simply hope that happiness will come to them by virtue of the good that they do, and their accomplishments, and the love that they feel from us.
— Jennifer Senior, “Why is Parenthood Filled With So Much Anxiety?,” TED Radio Hour
Sunday, August 10, 2014
Civic traditions.
— President Obama, “Exclusive Interview: Obama on the World,” The New York Times