Sunday, August 3, 2014
So I called up the captain.
— Eagles, “Hotel California”
Saturday, August 2, 2014
It’s not what you can make it’s what you can fix.
— Nanda
Friday, August 1, 2014
There are parts of Italy where the punty-ing and curing of bread are done right on the altar.
— Wayne
Thursday, July 31, 2014
Complementary umbrella.
— Wayne
Wednesday, July 30, 2014
Margarita-pops.
— Wayne
Tuesday, July 29, 2014
Thirty minutes.
— Brooke
Monday, July 28, 2014
plop.
— handful of shells hitting water.
Sunday, July 27, 2014
Let every state in this union seep deep down in your soul.
— Bob Dylan, “Let Me Die in My Footsteps”
Saturday, July 26, 2014
Cars, scarves, and watches, these are my vices in life.
— Akshay
Friday, July 25, 2014
I feel like i’m inside of a dolphin. If you were the inside of a dolphin, which organ would you be?
— Lily
Thursday, July 24, 2014
It’s a dead bee. Is that for sale?
— Lily
Wednesday, July 23, 2014
Desert?
— Waiter
Tuesday, July 22, 2014
Easy.
— Guy whose phone we borrowed
Monday, July 21, 2014
There’s no copyright on the landscape.
— Tour-guide
Sunday, July 20, 2014
Closed.
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Saturday, July 19, 2014
No.
— Security guard.
Friday, July 18, 2014
Nuts?
— Guy trying to take nuts from table.
Thursday, July 17, 2014
I’m surprised they haven’t fall off.
— Lily on legs
Wednesday, July 16, 2014
Phone.
— Woman in train station customer service
Tuesday, July 15, 2014
Chirp!
— Birds in “zoo”