Tuesday, August 9, 2016
The Nobel Prize for shoes!?
— Punch line of Sid the Kid's story
Monday, August 8, 2016
Double decker cubes.
— Paul Buckley
Sunday, August 7, 2016
As far as I know, the string figures are the only universal thing other than singing.
— Harry Smith quoted by Rachel Wetzler in the New Museum
Saturday, August 6, 2016
That was really emotional. Especially for me. Today’s my big day.
— Lily after watching Finding Dory and deciding to go to med school
Friday, August 5, 2016
Swiss cheese in your head!
— Acting teacher, Little Men
Thursday, August 4, 2016
It’s good to get sucked in.
— Jason
Wednesday, August 3, 2016
Frozen Chai.
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Tuesday, August 2, 2016
Sounds like kittens are running.
— Doc Watson, “Doc’s Guitar - Live”
Monday, August 1, 2016
Works all the time.
— Coworker about someone who takes a lot of freelance
Sunday, July 31, 2016
I thought you were talking about the Middle Ages.
— Lily on “Mid Century”
Saturday, July 30, 2016
You’re not leaving without stuffed animals. I don’t care.
— Carnival game operator
Friday, July 29, 2016
I think true wealth is being able to provide fresh fruit for your family.
— Lily
Thursday, July 28, 2016
What’s the price of that book?
— Penny, Canadian Boarder Interrogator
Wednesday, July 27, 2016
Just listen to me a second without booing or cheering.
— Joe Biden, DNC speech
Tuesday, July 26, 2016
Octopuses only have 6 legs. The other two are arms.
— Lily
Monday, July 25, 2016
Who let the frogs out?
— Lily on someone’s face
Sunday, July 24, 2016
It’s not all accessible.
— Paul McCarthy on bottom shelf of CDs.
Saturday, July 23, 2016
Plum powder.
— Sondern
Friday, July 22, 2016
Movies end.
— Jason
Thursday, July 21, 2016
When I close my eyes I see a grape fruit inside of a grape fruit. It’s scary.
— Lily