Saturday, December 10, 2016
Melted Peeps.
— The Hudson Creamery
Friday, December 9, 2016
Birds don’t have insurance.
— Lily
Thursday, December 8, 2016
It’s like eating the same food everyday. I want to expand.
— Jay
Wednesday, December 7, 2016
Slingshot?
— Bill in Cabela's
Tuesday, December 6, 2016
Not just any 14, a specific 14.
— Manager at Beacon Paint and Hardware making a dad joke when employee says “N14?″
Monday, December 5, 2016
Do you have Venmo?
— Stranger in line for jerk chicken
Sunday, December 4, 2016
He had a whole TV on his head!
— Lily on a cab
Saturday, December 3, 2016
Shirts vs Skins?
— David
Friday, December 2, 2016
Yes.
— Hallye on if she made the cookies
Thursday, December 1, 2016
Don't wanna to go to school all day.
— Hollywood Brats, “Zurich 17″
Wednesday, November 30, 2016
It’s better than brilliant, it’s thoroughly unexpected!
— Gary Shteyngart, The Russian Debutante’s Handbook
Tuesday, November 29, 2016
I’m a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva.
— Queen, “Don’t Stop Me Now”
Monday, November 28, 2016
The grayness, the ambivalence, the supposed intelligence that abounded in wet English days.
— Gary Shteyngart, The Russian Debutante’s Handbook
Sunday, November 27, 2016
What if he goes too far
Gotta pee
Gotta pee
— Lily’s text while following John Oliver on the street
Saturday, November 26, 2016
So no one can creep up on you.
— Mahershala Ali, Moonlight
Friday, November 25, 2016
The Seventies
— CNN
Thursday, November 24, 2016
OOOOO!
— Jack after Paul’s “at least they’re not drawing mustaches on her”
Wednesday, November 23, 2016
You have a very articulate body.
— Kaya's Max on my charades ability
Tuesday, November 22, 2016
That’s why I’m asking different shapes.
— Jean (JJ) surveying comfort level of Louis Ghost Chair
Monday, November 21, 2016
Assistants, including Halsman’s wife and young daughter Irene, stood out of the frame and, on the photographer’s count, threw three cats and a bucket of water.
— TIME on Philippe Halsman’s Dali Atomicus