Monday, December 10, 2018
I think your medium is social systems. Or groups. Or clubs.
— David
Sunday, December 9, 2018
Hank Wiggen peed on me, what do you think these pants are worth on eBay?
— House, "Sports Medicine," House
Saturday, December 8, 2018
He asked him, "do you wish to paint me or my name?"
— Richard Ellmann, James Joyce: Revised Edition
Friday, December 7, 2018
I have your idea.
— Lily with a good idea
Thursday, December 6, 2018
It's like a Paul Hollywood handshake everytime I see you take out your phone to write it down.
— Lily as I was writing down her quote "You can't say you never did anything" after I showed her $192 books spreadsheet
Wednesday, December 5, 2018
At Walker’s Point
— George W. Bush, Eulogy for George H.W. Bush
Tuesday, December 4, 2018
I suggest that largish blank spaces be left where passages are cut out. Then the excisions can be manifolded (not carbon copies, but another process by typewritter on good paper, and if necessary I will paste them in myself.
— Ezra Pound to Harriet Weaver on scheme to get around sensors via James Joyce: Revised Edition
Monday, December 3, 2018
Trump uses a really unfortunate phrase while hailing progress with China.
— Washington Post headline on Trump's tweet: "Relations with China have taken a BIG leap forward!"
Sunday, December 2, 2018
Does this place have a mascot yet?
— Lily on The Center For Book Arts
Saturday, December 1, 2018
I thought you're not allowed to have pet ducks in New York?
— Lily on a group of drunk girls
Friday, November 30, 2018
I think sculpture is going to be replaced by computers too. Oh wait, we don't need 'em.
— Lily
Thursday, November 29, 2018
As we get older, that car becomes cool.
— Dale Earnhardt Jr., "Joe Rogan Experience #1196 - Dale Earnhardt Jr."
Wednesday, November 28, 2018
As a kind of product version of clickbait. After all, what is the experience of clickbait other than realizing we have vastly overpaid, even if only with our attnetion? News, information and products are simply someone's inventory.
— Jenny Odell, "A Business With No End," The New York Times
Tuesday, November 27, 2018
At the age of 21, Joyce found he could become an artist by writing about the process of becoming an artist. His life legitimized his portrait by supplying the sitter while the portrait vindicated the sitter by its evident admiration for him.
— Richard Ellmann, James Joyce: Revised Edition
Monday, November 26, 2018
We all had to wear these special pijamas with no pockets so we couldn't steal anything.
— Bill Whitaker, 60 Minutes
Sunday, November 25, 2018
What time were you born?
— Justin J Wee before reading my Cafe Astrology birth chart
Saturday, November 24, 2018
It seems that the presidency just sort of happened to Truman.
— Eli*
Friday, November 23, 2018
Good morning Bob.
— Waitress at First Watch who convinved me to get the "Morning Meditation" which I spilled
Thursday, November 22, 2018
Like a number two pencil.
— Pete on how small the tubes in commerical toilet paper are
Wednesday, November 21, 2018
It's meaningless even in Chinese.
— Max translating something Taylor's mom bought in China