Monday, December 2, 2019
And you are the very first human being I am calling.
— Voicemail on Sid's machine (potentially paraphrased)*
Sunday, December 1, 2019
Dad does your eliptical turn on anymore or no?
— Lily
Saturday, November 30, 2019
I wonder if it was the same four.
— Adam Driver to son on if they cried at the same 4 moments during the movie, Marriage Story
Friday, November 29, 2019
You know that the Dalai Lama is obsessed with watches?
— Caroline
Thursday, November 28, 2019
It's vanilla scented.
— Kelly on baby toy
Wednesday, November 27, 2019
Some were practically naked, their clothes and underwear devoured by termites.
— Edmund Morris, Colonel Roosevelt
Tuesday, November 26, 2019
You never know what turns people on.
— Sid on Lily banging my arm to find my reflex then giving me a kiss
Monday, November 25, 2019
Take the thinking from these objects.
— Alexander Tochilovsky
Sunday, November 24, 2019
When I'm not reading that means I'm looking at the pictures.
— Mason reading me Go, Dog. Go!
Saturday, November 23, 2019
"One thing I want now is privacy," he told a New York Times reporter. "I want to close up like a native oyster."
— Edmund Morris, Colonel Roosevelt
Friday, November 22, 2019
And he thought you were just finer than frog fur.
— Matt Damon, Ford v Ferrari
Thursday, November 21, 2019
What's a bug doing out today?
— Sue seeing a bug on the car window
Wednesday, November 20, 2019
Where you put your head at night determines so many things about your life.
— Tom Steyer
Tuesday, November 19, 2019
By declaring that mere markers, the product of imagination alone, would be the medium of exchange and store of value.
— T. J. Stiles, The First Tycoon: The Epic Life of Cornelius Vanderbilt
Monday, November 18, 2019
4. BE SHAMELESS.
— Samir Mezrahi, "Tips From a Memelord," The New York Times Magazine
Sunday, November 17, 2019
I only read it if it's along the edge, it's easier for my eyes to get to.
— Lily on paragraphs
Saturday, November 16, 2019
American Laundry News was really good
— Dillon
Friday, November 15, 2019
It's all just gravy.
— Jason
Thursday, November 14, 2019
To come here and try to continue to be who you were doesn't make any sense.
— S*
Wednesday, November 13, 2019
Well you won their hearts.
— SK*