Thursday, December 25, 2014
The Past, Present and Future walked into a bar… It was tense.
— Lily’s shirt
Wednesday, December 24, 2014
I’m sayin’ all this stuff and I don’t hear clack clack clack.
— Lily
Tuesday, December 23, 2014
Yet the theory of inclusive fitness was not just wrong, but fundamentally wrong.
— E. O. Wilson, The Meaning of Human Existence
Monday, December 22, 2014
It was free.
— Lily
Sunday, December 21, 2014
My father always said, think the word content. If you can feel that most of the time, you’re good.
— Bobby Flay, CBS Sunday Morning
Saturday, December 20, 2014
Last year it was just facts you already know.
— Teddy in a dream
Friday, December 19, 2014
I hope you youngsters appreciate the luxury of extruded aluminum alloy.
— Kurokawa, The Wind Rises
Thursday, December 18, 2014
You just don’t see that in a stairwell.
— Man
Wednesday, December 17, 2014
Any questions?
— Dr. Nichols
Tuesday, December 16, 2014
You want me to take those downstairs for you?
— Man in antique mall
Monday, December 15, 2014
I thought he was here to look at the furniture.
— Woman in the Whites’ house
Sunday, December 14, 2014
Human existence may be simpler than we thought.
— E. O. Wilson, The Meaning of Human Existence
Saturday, December 13, 2014
Sooner or later, God’s gonna be on both sides.
— Charlie Wilson, Charlie Wilson’s War
Friday, December 12, 2014
We can’t read them. They’re just decoration.
— Cody on Minecraft books
Thursday, December 11, 2014
I gotta add another, see if they don’t notice.
— Lily on ceiling devices
Wednesday, December 10, 2014
Because of corporate secrecy, because of laziness.
— Michael Gordin
Tuesday, December 9, 2014
She’s just at the market, she’ll be back in an hour.
— Stewart Menzies, The Imitation Game
Monday, December 8, 2014
What a plus.
— Adrian Cronauer, Good Morning, Vietnam
Sunday, December 7, 2014
Santa Claus is coming to town.
— Christmas Music
Saturday, December 6, 2014
You sit on a throne of lies!
— Buddy, Elf