Saturday, December 27, 2014
Reached by phone, a brand manager found nothing problematic about the omission. “So she’s blind and deaf — her personal shortcomings are not related to the spirit of our brand,” said the woman, who gave only her surname, Jiang. “These products help you love and protect your eyes. Why would that be offensive?”
— Dan Levin, “Adidos and Hotwind? In China, Brands Adopt Names to Project Foreign Flair,” The New York Times
Friday, December 26, 2014
There is no solution because there is nothing to solve.
— E. O. Wilson, The Meaning of Human Existence
Thursday, December 25, 2014
The Past, Present and Future walked into a bar… It was tense.
— Lily’s shirt
Wednesday, December 24, 2014
I’m sayin’ all this stuff and I don’t hear clack clack clack.
— Lily
Tuesday, December 23, 2014
Yet the theory of inclusive fitness was not just wrong, but fundamentally wrong.
— E. O. Wilson, The Meaning of Human Existence
Monday, December 22, 2014
It was free.
— Lily
Sunday, December 21, 2014
My father always said, think the word content. If you can feel that most of the time, you’re good.
— Bobby Flay, CBS Sunday Morning
Saturday, December 20, 2014
Last year it was just facts you already know.
— Teddy in a dream
Friday, December 19, 2014
I hope you youngsters appreciate the luxury of extruded aluminum alloy.
— Kurokawa, The Wind Rises
Thursday, December 18, 2014
You just don’t see that in a stairwell.
— Man
Wednesday, December 17, 2014
Any questions?
— Dr. Nichols
Tuesday, December 16, 2014
You want me to take those downstairs for you?
— Man in antique mall
Monday, December 15, 2014
I thought he was here to look at the furniture.
— Woman in the Whites’ house
Sunday, December 14, 2014
Human existence may be simpler than we thought.
— E. O. Wilson, The Meaning of Human Existence
Saturday, December 13, 2014
Sooner or later, God’s gonna be on both sides.
— Charlie Wilson, Charlie Wilson’s War
Friday, December 12, 2014
We can’t read them. They’re just decoration.
— Cody on Minecraft books
Thursday, December 11, 2014
I gotta add another, see if they don’t notice.
— Lily on ceiling devices
Wednesday, December 10, 2014
Because of corporate secrecy, because of laziness.
— Michael Gordin
Tuesday, December 9, 2014
She’s just at the market, she’ll be back in an hour.
— Stewart Menzies, The Imitation Game
Monday, December 8, 2014
What a plus.
— Adrian Cronauer, Good Morning, Vietnam
