Thursday, December 3, 2015
It was a hundred degrees in the shade. I walked for five days with no water. Then I saw it. A pretty pond. I bent down to take a drink, and these crocks launched out of the water. One crock bit me on the face. Ain’t no way I wasn’t its supper. Except for one thing. I wasn’t ready to die that day.
— Butch (Sam Elliott), The Good Dinosaur
Wednesday, December 2, 2015
Let me pull up the list.
— Akshay on a list on his phone of things to look for.
Tuesday, December 1, 2015
When I grew up nobody had teeth.
— Sidney
Monday, November 30, 2015
This is actual film, it went through a film projector.
— Man selling single film stills for $15 in a booth in Union Square that costs around $7,000 for 6 weeks.
Sunday, November 29, 2015
Knowing God.
— Book lady next to me was reading
Saturday, November 28, 2015
Dark room.
— Grandpa Jack
Friday, November 27, 2015
Obsession.
— Danny
Thursday, November 26, 2015
Do you ever wonder when you look into your dog’s eyes, what name they’ve picked for you?
— John O'Hurley, The National Dog Show presented by Purina ®
Wednesday, November 25, 2015
I often say the difference between an amateur and a professional is that an amateur really likes everything they do.
— Bob Mankoff, “Bob Mankoff Thinks Cats Are Funnier Than Dogs,” The New York Times
Tuesday, November 24, 2015
Cat!
— Mason
Monday, November 23, 2015
That!
— Mason
Sunday, November 22, 2015
It’s like kissing someone who’s drunk. It doesn’t count.
— Gale, Mockingjay, Part 2
Saturday, November 21, 2015
40% of Africans
— Newhouse auction video
Friday, November 20, 2015
I can never get rid of anything?
— Older employee at email training meeting.
Thursday, November 19, 2015
Two things in one day!
— Lily
Wednesday, November 18, 2015
She likes birds!
— Lily on Roz Chast at The Century
Tuesday, November 17, 2015
I get my back into my living.
— The Who, “Baba O'Riley”
Monday, November 16, 2015
I’m giving everything measles.
— Old lady learning patch, clone stamp, and healing brush in Photoshop
Sunday, November 15, 2015
… and gathered my limbs together.
— “The Tale of Sinuhe,” Ashmolean Museum, Oxford (AN1945.40)
Saturday, November 14, 2015
So many dolphins, why are there so many dolphins… ohh, mini frogs!
— Lily with her eyes closed
