Friday, December 30, 2016
Mazel tov!
— JJ
Thursday, December 29, 2016
That was racism.
— Bob, “The Fabulous Lipitones”
Wednesday, December 28, 2016
I remember when it was 60.
— Kathleen on Winstead’s menu saying “Serving Kansas City for over 70 Years”
Tuesday, December 27, 2016
I don’t have my catchers mitt on. So I’m not pickin’ everything up.
— Kevin
Monday, December 26, 2016
One day I’ll be a real bug. Ok?
— Lily
Sunday, December 25, 2016
And then she saw a drawing of a lady in the pet shop and she asked: is that me?
— Lily telling a long story on a walk
Saturday, December 24, 2016
Let me want it!
— Mason
Friday, December 23, 2016
Is it like a fetish?
— Overly classic Williamsburg hipster on me putting ice cream on a book
Thursday, December 22, 2016
Lets get you out the door.
— WQXR
Wednesday, December 21, 2016
Pinterest board.
— Joe Bolling on Abby making one of rings
Tuesday, December 20, 2016
Did you learn anything yesterday?
— Henry
Monday, December 19, 2016
Nobody talks about that! And all the dentists know but they don’t tell anybody!
— Lily on how adult teeth are stored in the skulls of babies
Sunday, December 18, 2016
He’ll be back January 8th.
— Green Flea Market ladies on stamp guy
Saturday, December 17, 2016
What part of me is going to be here in 20 years? Only my teeth and my eyes so I gotta take care of those!
— Lily
Friday, December 16, 2016
We should have done this a long time ago.
— Patti (from the room next to PT) on a formal introduction
Thursday, December 15, 2016
…on a parcheesi board.
— David Rosenthal about a cover*
Wednesday, December 14, 2016
If a subungual hematoma was caused by a severe blow to a finger or toe, either seek immediate medical attention from your health care provider or go to an emergency room.
— WebMD, “Subungual Hematoma (Bleeding Under the Nail)”
Tuesday, December 13, 2016
I always try to find excuses to like people.
— Sid
Monday, December 12, 2016
Can I tell you what I see when I close my eyes. It’s a frying pan shaped like a turkey.
— Lily
Sunday, December 11, 2016
It’s just nice to see big things.
— David on Dia:Beacon