Saturday, February 3, 2018
You've never had fried olives?
— Lily
Friday, February 2, 2018
The only thing I like about oranges is the lid.
— Scooty, The Florida Project
Thursday, February 1, 2018
She noted his developing sense of scale when he said to her, "A coyote is the whole world to a flea."
— John McPhee, Annals of the Former World
Wednesday, January 31, 2018
Imagine a duck but its wings are hinges onto him so he can flap. You know like layers. But it's cheese graters of different shapes so you can cut cheese. But it's a duck.
— Lily back to seeing things when she closes her eyes before falling asleep
Tuesday, January 30, 2018
He basically educated me so he could talk to me.
— Philip Glass on Richard Serra, Charlie Rose
Monday, January 29, 2018
“I have a category that almost no one collects, which is superlatives— ‘the biggest,’ ‘the smallest,’ ‘the newest,’ ‘the oldest,’ ‘the most expensive,’ ‘the most beautiful,’ et cetera,” said Ms. Stern.
— Annie Correal, "Postcard People," The New York Times
Sunday, January 28, 2018
Media.
— Media kids
Saturday, January 27, 2018
Cheddar biscuit egg sandwich.
— Fort Defiance menu
Friday, January 26, 2018
You're lucky I even remember it's Verdi.
— Sid
Thursday, January 25, 2018
Take your moment girl.
— Starbucks worker to other Starbucks worker going on a quick break
Wednesday, January 24, 2018
We should make our room look exactly like theirs and see if they notice.
— Lily on making our room the same as the teen's across the street and see if she notices
Tuesday, January 23, 2018
And I really wish I could turn back the hands of time and taken Mr. And Mrs. Treybig, Cody to church a lot more so that they can see and they can understand that there are a lot of others in this world. There are a lot of other Christians that share my same views and opinions about the Bible.
— Aj Lawrence, "Chip in My Brain," This American Life
Monday, January 22, 2018
Jokes may be invisible to some geologists.
— John McPhee, Annals of the Former World on "the Arabian Plate, the Iranian Plate, the Eurasian Plate, a large part of which used to be known as the (heaven help us) China Plate."
Sunday, January 21, 2018
This culture knew only uses, not meanings.
— Seth Price, Fuck Seth Price
Saturday, January 20, 2018
Franklin had reached an age when he no longer fretted about squandering his time.
— Walter Isaacson, Benjamin Franklin: An American Life
Friday, January 19, 2018
Go Speed Racer!
— Person handing out pamphlets outside subway turnstiles as I ran by to catch train
Thursday, January 18, 2018
Among Franklin's cards was his fame.
— Walter Isaacson, Benjamin Franklin: An American Life
Wednesday, January 17, 2018
You waiting for a cab?
— Guy paid to keep homeless people out of 42nd and 9th Citi ATM lobby from midnight to 9am
Tuesday, January 16, 2018
Never tell the machine it's for me.
— Sid on duplicator machine
Monday, January 15, 2018
Absolute time.
— Misreading of Lily from China's misspelling