Saturday, February 3, 2024
“I just want a reaction,” he said.
— Callie Holtermann, "394 Hot Dog Ice Sculptures Later, He Quit His Day Job," The New York Times
Friday, February 2, 2024
6/4/13
— Date on tracing paper
Thursday, February 1, 2024
It's my artwork.
— Carlo Ferraris when I asked what the coins in the wall were
Wednesday, January 31, 2024
Oh! I think I won the golden ticket.
— Lily seeing heart shaped Cheerios
Tuesday, January 30, 2024
I can help you with that.
— Best Buy employee
Monday, January 29, 2024
The Boston Public Library gives you $20 of free printing every month.
Black and white pages are 20 cents per page.
Color prints are 75 cents per page.
Black and white pages are 20 cents per page.
Color prints are 75 cents per page.
— @onlyinbos
Sunday, January 28, 2024
Bookmark
By Russell Weekes
This bookmark can also be folded and used to temporarily fix a wobbly table or chair.
By Russell Weekes
This bookmark can also be folded and used to temporarily fix a wobbly table or chair.
— @temporaryunit
Saturday, January 27, 2024
@godisstupidsexyflanders But they make a great cup
— @jerrysaltz reply to @godisstupidsexyflanders
comment "buccees donated money to the governor of Texas that is anti abortion and the company is very right wing" on @calebwsimpson's Instagram video tour of Jerry Saltz's appartment where he shows a Buc-ee's cup
comment "buccees donated money to the governor of Texas that is anti abortion and the company is very right wing" on @calebwsimpson's Instagram video tour of Jerry Saltz's appartment where he shows a Buc-ee's cup
Friday, January 26, 2024
cast in order of height
— Opening credits for The Bed-Sitting Room via @celestefichter
Thursday, January 25, 2024
Yeah nowadays he couldn't do that lmao
— @_martillo._ comment on @welcome.jpeg "Bruce Gilden’s close-up approach to street photography give his images a degree of intimacy and directness that have become a signature in his work. In the first two slides, Bruce describes his process and what he looks for when taking photos."
Wednesday, January 24, 2024
once grandpa told me he doesn't remember books he's read
which helped me realize i could technically have read every book
which helped me realize i could technically have read every book
— Lily in a text
Tuesday, January 23, 2024
When Bill Clinton left office after eight years, there was no Facebook, YouTube, iPod (let alone iPhone) or Tesla. Bill Clinton today is younger than both Joe Biden and Donald Trump.
— @danprimack via @esaagar
Monday, January 22, 2024
I just bought this disposable camera and it seems it accidentally took a photo from the camera factory
— @dustycohen
Sunday, January 21, 2024
Have you found that runny noses are harder to count?
— One of many jokes from museum visitors
Saturday, January 20, 2024
We've always counted the dogs in the galleries. Everyone has something they count. But never noses.
— RISD museum guard
Friday, January 19, 2024
I might keep this error in the catalog description as a small treat to myself.
— @bibliophagist on "A couple of faint ink splashes to the sloth."
Thursday, January 18, 2024
There is something AI can’t replace yet. The uniquely human need to connect with the maker.
— Pablo Delcan, via Debbie Millman, "Pablo Delcan’s Non-A.I. Art Generator Goes Viral"
Wednesday, January 17, 2024
By drawing in the box above I understand and agree that this is a legal representation of my signature.
— Digital form for dentist appointment
Tuesday, January 16, 2024
Aaaaa its the little slide pullouts you cant get in if you put the top on first
— Eli texting about the Denzer desk
Monday, January 15, 2024
Americans, we do what we need to, can do.
— Guy in Mark Twain house who was also taking photos once the tour guide moved to the next room.