Thursday, January 10, 2019
No amount of money can get you a better Coke.
— Andy Warhol via @whitneymuseum
Wednesday, January 9, 2019
venmo me $5 and i will comment "worm woman" on any photo you choose
— @scariest_bug_ever
Tuesday, January 8, 2019
It's very hard to describe something and get someone into it.
— Sid on the difficulty of description and the ease of images
Monday, January 7, 2019
@pulitzerprizes liked your post.
— Instagram notification
Sunday, January 6, 2019
What do you think I'm made out of feet?
— Lily
Saturday, January 5, 2019
Heard it was missing, so I looked into it.
— Tony Lip on Joey Loscudo's hat, Green Book
Friday, January 4, 2019
In retrospect, she felt he'd used poetry as a launching pad. "Part of the reason poetry gets sneered at as a form so often is because it's where so many people began," she says.
— Cynthia Carr, Fire in the Belly: The Life and Times of David Wojnarowicz, on Eileen Myles
Thursday, January 3, 2019
Wolves are wolves.
— Randy Newberg, "The Wolves of Yellowstone," 60 Minutes
Wednesday, January 2, 2019
That's the problem with hanging around an older crowd.
— Sid the [90 year old] kid
Tuesday, January 1, 2019
It's unvelievable what humans can do.
— Lyft driver on people waiting almost 24 hours to watch the Times Square ball drop
Monday, December 31, 2018
I took the slow pony to the rubber forest.
— Danny
Sunday, December 30, 2018
My med school dean said if you're not five minutes early, you're late.
— Kathleen on why she sets her car clock five minutes early and why she arrives early to everything inlcuding social gatherings
Saturday, December 29, 2018
I didn't do this since I was two.
— Mason on pushing the plastic bubbles down on the lid of a to-go cup
Friday, December 28, 2018
Is a loon... is a goon.
— Phrases Stephanie says
Thursday, December 27, 2018
I shrink in the mind is what happens.
— David on people always thinking he has grown
Wednesday, December 26, 2018
Focus groups.
— Vice
Tuesday, December 25, 2018
Tall.
— Mason responding to Dave's "How does it feel to be 4?"
Monday, December 24, 2018
The one-liners he's capable of producing are amazing.
— Waiter on Mason
Sunday, December 23, 2018
I like how it's 3 men and 3 dogs. All looking at us. That would be a good painting... If only I had the patience.
— Lily on a scene during our walk
Saturday, December 22, 2018
Waste of time.
— Lily