Friday, January 13, 2017
Why are you keeping this curiosity door locked?
— Dustin, "Stranger Things"
Thursday, January 12, 2017
Communicating.
— Helen
Wednesday, January 11, 2017
Aces.
— Rex Tillerson, Senate Confirmation Hearing
Tuesday, January 10, 2017
Symphony in motion.
— Sid in old gangster accent describing a dog similar to a borzoi galloping across a golf course
Monday, January 9, 2017
The narrative of the painting becomes the way the painting was done.
— MoMA guide on Modernism. She also said “What is more horizontal than water?”
Sunday, January 8, 2017
First I’m going to talk about really nice things like why is the carrot shaped the way it is?
— Lily
Saturday, January 7, 2017
If I was a bird I’d sneak into the Met but then maybe not because they’d probably shoot it so it wouldn’t poop.
— Lily
Friday, January 6, 2017
Lets talk about them.
— Lily on paintings
Thursday, January 5, 2017
WHY ARE THEY AFRIAD TO LOOK AT GREAT ART? WHY ARE THE MAJOR GALLERIES SHOWING ONLY GOOD ART?
— JOHN-ED CROF, CHAPTER 4 OF CHOCOLATE MILK MEMORIES
Wednesday, January 4, 2017
I’m afraid of raccoons.
— Nick Kroll, “Oh, Hello on Broadway”
Tuesday, January 3, 2017
Compromise with the pathologic.
— Advice from Sid just prior to his amazing comedy routine
Monday, January 2, 2017
Sky thumbs.
— Delta gate lady
Sunday, January 1, 2017
I mostly dealt with strangers back then.
— Hopper, “Stranger Things” on being a big city cop
Saturday, December 31, 2016
It’s a bag!
— Mason on pita with lamb bite
Friday, December 30, 2016
Mazel tov!
— JJ
Thursday, December 29, 2016
That was racism.
— Bob, “The Fabulous Lipitones”
Wednesday, December 28, 2016
I remember when it was 60.
— Kathleen on Winstead’s menu saying “Serving Kansas City for over 70 Years”
Tuesday, December 27, 2016
I don’t have my catchers mitt on. So I’m not pickin’ everything up.
— Kevin
Monday, December 26, 2016
One day I’ll be a real bug. Ok?
— Lily
Sunday, December 25, 2016
And then she saw a drawing of a lady in the pet shop and she asked: is that me?
— Lily telling a long story on a walk