Friday, January 6, 2017
Lets talk about them.
— Lily on paintings
Thursday, January 5, 2017
WHY ARE THEY AFRIAD TO LOOK AT GREAT ART? WHY ARE THE MAJOR GALLERIES SHOWING ONLY GOOD ART?
— JOHN-ED CROF, CHAPTER 4 OF CHOCOLATE MILK MEMORIES
Wednesday, January 4, 2017
I’m afraid of raccoons.
— Nick Kroll, “Oh, Hello on Broadway”
Tuesday, January 3, 2017
Compromise with the pathologic.
— Advice from Sid just prior to his amazing comedy routine
Monday, January 2, 2017
Sky thumbs.
— Delta gate lady
Sunday, January 1, 2017
I mostly dealt with strangers back then.
— Hopper, “Stranger Things” on being a big city cop
Saturday, December 31, 2016
It’s a bag!
— Mason on pita with lamb bite
Friday, December 30, 2016
Mazel tov!
— JJ
Thursday, December 29, 2016
That was racism.
— Bob, “The Fabulous Lipitones”
Wednesday, December 28, 2016
I remember when it was 60.
— Kathleen on Winstead’s menu saying “Serving Kansas City for over 70 Years”
Tuesday, December 27, 2016
I don’t have my catchers mitt on. So I’m not pickin’ everything up.
— Kevin
Monday, December 26, 2016
One day I’ll be a real bug. Ok?
— Lily
Sunday, December 25, 2016
And then she saw a drawing of a lady in the pet shop and she asked: is that me?
— Lily telling a long story on a walk
Saturday, December 24, 2016
Let me want it!
— Mason
Friday, December 23, 2016
Is it like a fetish?
— Overly classic Williamsburg hipster on me putting ice cream on a book
Thursday, December 22, 2016
Lets get you out the door.
— WQXR
Wednesday, December 21, 2016
Pinterest board.
— Joe Bolling on Abby making one of rings
Tuesday, December 20, 2016
Did you learn anything yesterday?
— Henry
Monday, December 19, 2016
Nobody talks about that! And all the dentists know but they don’t tell anybody!
— Lily on how adult teeth are stored in the skulls of babies
Sunday, December 18, 2016
He’ll be back January 8th.
— Green Flea Market ladies on stamp guy