Tuesday, January 7, 2020
Martial Arts. Fighting over abstract art.
— @alvarodominguez_
Monday, January 6, 2020
Just a reminder that just because it goes well together in the alphabet doesn’t mean it should be stored together.
— EHS, “store chemicals according to their compatibility group,” Chemical Storage and Use Slide
Sunday, January 5, 2020
Book designer, book artist.
— Alexa's reply to "Who is Ben Denzer?"
Saturday, January 4, 2020
We can always melt them down and make you a paper clip.
— Lily on wedding bands
Friday, January 3, 2020
I wish we would have known we could come here for dinner, I want to contribute to the economy.
— Lily on Roosevelt Island
Thursday, January 2, 2020
Better set back your clocks.
— Lily after seeing sailors and saying, "You know what that means," implying Fleet Week, and then saying, "It sneaks up on you"
Wednesday, January 1, 2020
In Locke's opinion Dunbar, like Tennyson, was mainly valued because of his ability to make his tradition speak.
— Jeffrey C. Stewart, The New Negro: The Life of Alain Locke
Tuesday, December 31, 2019
To celebrate firestorms is awful.
— Emily on Christina Aguilera's New Years performance
Monday, December 30, 2019
Two hundred.
— Gift shop attendent on how many "Dual Signed 41: A Portrait of my Father" books were made.
Sunday, December 29, 2019
So, if the design was blunt, simple, even coarse, then it would also be more flexible in the future.
— David Reinfurt, A *New* Program for Graphic Design
Saturday, December 28, 2019
These were common phrases but by reproducing them, they became his.
— David Reinfurt, A *New* Program for Graphic Design
Friday, December 27, 2019
See you at the marriage.
— Mason
Thursday, December 26, 2019
Three redheads, my goodness.
— Aaron out of nowhere
Wednesday, December 25, 2019
That's why hogs have rings.
— Chris
Tuesday, December 24, 2019
Last Hanukkah, I had zero patents granted. So I made a special sacrifice to the Hanukkah Goblins. Today, 5 patents granted.
— D*
Monday, December 23, 2019
In the end old age & treachery will outsmart youth & vigor.
— Button in Jack's apartment
Sunday, December 22, 2019
Why is everyone still here?
— Mason
Saturday, December 21, 2019
Mr. Hall said that during the debate, Ms. Hall turned to him and jokingly said she might go buy something for herself instead of contributing to another political campaign.
— Carol Pogash and Nicholas Bogel-Burroughs, "Democrats Sparred Over a Wine Cave Fund-Raiser. Its Billionaire Owner Isn’t Pleased," The New York Times
Friday, December 20, 2019
The East Side had all the milk. The West Side had all the Cheerios.
— Lily on the Berlin Wall after thinking Klobuchar was Gorbachev
Thursday, December 19, 2019
Most people don't want to work with frat boys.
— College kid investing and managing residential real estate, networking at Pavement