Phone.
— Woman in train station customer service
Chirp!
— Birds in “zoo”
Vestiges of idolatry.
— Guy on Charles Bridge
Is that a mammal?
— Lily on garden arrangement
For two.
— Lily
Shibin namana bap bap!
— Lily on wheat grass drink
Now you have to draw him too.
— Friend of guy who sat on chair Lily was drawing
Excuse me, why so little?
— Guy in shop, where we got ginger almond cookie, on my drawings
It’s so much better drawing people as the shapes they are instead of trying to capture them as humans.
— Lily
These rings! Who wears them!?
— Model in photo shoot
It’s almost like a marital ceremony, the way you two are drinking in unison. It’s always nice to see happy passengers.
— BOS TSA worker
Observation is clutch.
— Justin
O shit, I’m eating termites that’s discussing.
— Dave
Thank you sir.
— Mark
You have to give birth to earn that.
— Woman on train
I don’t know Jigga.
— RATATAT, “Glock Nines (Beanie Sigel & Jay-Z)”
LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST NEVER WEAR A WOOL COAT
— Lambertville graffiti
The Big Bang and God is all the same, whatever you believe in guys. The Big Bang and God is all the same.
— Natural History Museum worker as people exit Big Bang show
When you read it it really does make sense.
— Man in The Whitney
You might want to wear shoes.
— Roger Sterling, "The Monolith,“ Mad Men