Monday, July 22, 2013
Turn tables.
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Sunday, July 21, 2013
Everything’s normal.
— Joe
Saturday, July 20, 2013
Waiting for the girls to get out, he gazed upon some undisturbed part of the water.
— Eudora Welty, Moon Lake
Friday, July 19, 2013
I love watching a good trim.
— Jon
Thursday, July 18, 2013
Little thumb.
— Becca
Wednesday, July 17, 2013
Aabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.
— Arthur Baker, Calligraphic Alphabets
Tuesday, July 16, 2013
This is now.
— Stuart Kestenbaum, “The Moment”
Monday, July 15, 2013
Revision is the party.
— Bill Roorbach
Sunday, July 14, 2013
Strawberry.
— Pine Tree Air Freshener
Saturday, July 13, 2013
I’m a gentleman honey farmer.
— Gob, “Double Crossers,” Arrested Development
Friday, July 12, 2013
Just last month, Kanye West told the Times that his latest album, “Yeezus,” was inspired by a Le Corbusier lamp.
— Emma Allen, “The Rapper is Present.” The New Yorker
Thursday, July 11, 2013
Tellin’ you that I’m bogus.
— Kanye West, “Hold My Liquor”
Wednesday, July 10, 2013
You meant it in the other sense of the word.
— Akshay
Tuesday, July 9, 2013
He felt suddenly of the texture of his own coat and then he reached out and pressed his thumb against the granite of the building by his side.
— F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Lost Decade”
Monday, July 8, 2013
Well ya gotta die of somethin’.
— Ryan Gosling, Gangster Squad
Sunday, July 7, 2013
I have a plan for you.
— Hamburg Airport Employee
Saturday, July 6, 2013
You have to live a little.
— Liz
Friday, July 5, 2013
What she order? Fish fillet.
— Kanye West, “Ni**as in Paris”
Thursday, July 4, 2013
I have to take my shoes off because I have corn nuts in my feet.
— John
Wednesday, July 3, 2013
Don’t be in a hurry.
— Macrina