Wednesday, June 15, 2016
I didn’t choose to be a hero…. If I had a choice I’d be a dog.
— Lily
Tuesday, June 14, 2016
Struggle on.
— Jason
Monday, June 13, 2016
“If one were to pick anyone up at random and study him intensely enough in all the ramifications of his life, we would get the whole story of man,” he wrote.
— Jill Lepore, Joe Gould’s Teeth
Sunday, June 12, 2016
Gould wrote Davenport. “Their eminence was due, it seems to me, not as much to inherited ability as to inherited opportunity.”
— Jill Lepore, Joe Gould’s Teeth
Saturday, June 11, 2016
I’m happy.
— Jack
Friday, June 10, 2016
Hi Paul.
— Woman unknown to Paul
Thursday, June 9, 2016
Is that your account?
— Guy who saw me on the street
Wednesday, June 8, 2016
Undoing the work of God.
— Lily on taking one color out of the rainbow sprinkles
Tuesday, June 7, 2016
Everything bagel, egg, ham, cheese, plain.
— Lady from breakfast cart
Monday, June 6, 2016
What?… I just sit here sometimes.
— Jay
Sunday, June 5, 2016
Dear Miss Sonnenblick:In response to your letter I regret to inform you that we have no information for distribution on the Loch Ness Monster.
— G. G. McVay, January 9, 1968, Department of Public Relations, The American Museum of Natural History
Saturday, June 4, 2016
God loves it when we have a quiet and gentile spirit. Shabbat shalom.
— Sidewalk chalk guy after pinky hand shaking Lily
Friday, June 3, 2016
Would you like to curate a week on our feed?
— Instagram direct message
Thursday, June 2, 2016
Winslow
— Van Doren dog
Wednesday, June 1, 2016
Cat litter books? Is that new?
— Darren Haggar
Tuesday, May 31, 2016
You’re a waste of ice cream.
— Lily to hecklers in a car
Monday, May 30, 2016
I’m going to open shampoo books and take you out of business.
— Lily
Sunday, May 29, 2016
Here ya go, you can have em back. We didn’t read em anyhow.
— Lily giving books back to a tree
Saturday, May 28, 2016
To get hydrated.
— Why LTC plays Thumper
Friday, May 27, 2016
Your legs are Orville and Wilbur Wright.
— Matt Gwin’s character suggestion for Lobster Club improv skit