What?… I just sit here sometimes.
— Jay
Dear Miss Sonnenblick:In response to your letter I regret to inform you that we have no information for distribution on the Loch Ness Monster.
— G. G. McVay, January 9, 1968, Department of Public Relations, The American Museum of Natural History
God loves it when we have a quiet and gentile spirit. Shabbat shalom.
— Sidewalk chalk guy after pinky hand shaking Lily
Would you like to curate a week on our feed?
— Instagram direct message
Winslow
— Van Doren dog
Cat litter books? Is that new?
— Darren Haggar
You’re a waste of ice cream.
— Lily to hecklers in a car
I’m going to open shampoo books and take you out of business.
— Lily
Here ya go, you can have em back. We didn’t read em anyhow.
— Lily giving books back to a tree
To get hydrated.
— Why LTC plays Thumper
Your legs are Orville and Wilbur Wright.
— Matt Gwin’s character suggestion for Lobster Club improv skit
Frenchie Toast!
— Lilah
Look at my experimenter’s cove, got a peach pit, a little microscope, a little tooth mirror, ummm… nail clippers, and a Rubik’s cube.
— Lily on her side table
It’s good to give birth so you have people at your funeral.
— Lily
You can't believe how impossibly fast it goes by.
— Camille, Season 6, Episode 10, Parenthood
Don’t be scared… You’re just a species that has to be brave you know.
— Lily to the last baby blue jay left in the nest who is hesitant to leave
If she only knew, he’s already damned by God.
— Lily on a woman who said “salud” after I sneezed once but I had already been sneezing nonstop all day
In early 1917, when I was a sophomore at Harvard College, I signed up to serve in the ambulance service in France. World War I had been going on since 1914 but the United States was not then a participant.
— R. McAllister Lloyd, A Message To Descendants: Letters from France in 1917
Another fun filled day! I mean who has it better than us? I guess the rich and famous… But then again, they have their own problems. Better to be poor and happy! Alright what’s next on my agenda?
— Randy
Is it baggable?
— Jynne