Wednesday, June 8, 2016
Undoing the work of God.
— Lily on taking one color out of the rainbow sprinkles
Tuesday, June 7, 2016
Everything bagel, egg, ham, cheese, plain.
— Lady from breakfast cart
Monday, June 6, 2016
What?… I just sit here sometimes.
— Jay
Sunday, June 5, 2016
Dear Miss Sonnenblick:In response to your letter I regret to inform you that we have no information for distribution on the Loch Ness Monster.
— G. G. McVay, January 9, 1968, Department of Public Relations, The American Museum of Natural History
Saturday, June 4, 2016
God loves it when we have a quiet and gentile spirit. Shabbat shalom.
— Sidewalk chalk guy after pinky hand shaking Lily
Friday, June 3, 2016
Would you like to curate a week on our feed?
— Instagram direct message
Thursday, June 2, 2016
Winslow
— Van Doren dog
Wednesday, June 1, 2016
Cat litter books? Is that new?
— Darren Haggar
Tuesday, May 31, 2016
You’re a waste of ice cream.
— Lily to hecklers in a car
Monday, May 30, 2016
I’m going to open shampoo books and take you out of business.
— Lily
Sunday, May 29, 2016
Here ya go, you can have em back. We didn’t read em anyhow.
— Lily giving books back to a tree
Saturday, May 28, 2016
To get hydrated.
— Why LTC plays Thumper
Friday, May 27, 2016
Your legs are Orville and Wilbur Wright.
— Matt Gwin’s character suggestion for Lobster Club improv skit
Thursday, May 26, 2016
Frenchie Toast!
— Lilah
Wednesday, May 25, 2016
Look at my experimenter’s cove, got a peach pit, a little microscope, a little tooth mirror, ummm… nail clippers, and a Rubik’s cube.
— Lily on her side table
Tuesday, May 24, 2016
It’s good to give birth so you have people at your funeral.
— Lily
Monday, May 23, 2016
You can't believe how impossibly fast it goes by.
— Camille, Season 6, Episode 10, Parenthood
Sunday, May 22, 2016
Don’t be scared… You’re just a species that has to be brave you know.
— Lily to the last baby blue jay left in the nest who is hesitant to leave
Saturday, May 21, 2016
If she only knew, he’s already damned by God.
— Lily on a woman who said “salud” after I sneezed once but I had already been sneezing nonstop all day
Friday, May 20, 2016
In early 1917, when I was a sophomore at Harvard College, I signed up to serve in the ambulance service in France. World War I had been going on since 1914 but the United States was not then a participant.
— R. McAllister Lloyd, A Message To Descendants: Letters from France in 1917