Monday, March 13, 2017
Don’t spit it back into the cup.
— Dental technician
Sunday, March 12, 2017
O god I’m sorry… Screen’s bright… And the people in my dream don’t know what’s next.
— Lily half-asleep in the middle of the night
Saturday, March 11, 2017
Even though I don’t keep in touch with you, I love you all.
— Dillon R, birthday speech
Friday, March 10, 2017
He’s folding your napkin and putting it back on the table for you.
— Lily in a text, keeping me informed while I was in the bathroom at Tavern On The Green
Thursday, March 9, 2017
That sounds kinda sad.
— Obama on the idea of reunions with his White House team with t-shirts, “Barack Obama: Eight Years in the White House,” 60 Minutes
Wednesday, March 8, 2017
I just want to print.
— Paraphrasing woman in Riso class who just wants to print things.
Tuesday, March 7, 2017
But no biggie.
— Larry, the guy in charge of jurors
Monday, March 6, 2017
This is backpedaling on a scale one would only expect to see if a pack of velociraptors appeared at the finish line of the Tour de France.
— John Hayward, “Dear Mainstream Media: YOU Made DeepStateGate Happen,” Breitbart
Sunday, March 5, 2017
That’s my favorite type of flower.
— Lily and my favorite sales person who works at Best Bottles
Saturday, March 4, 2017
He hates overhead lighting.
— Holly Glass on Philip Glass, Glass: A Portrait of Philip in Twelve Parts
Friday, March 3, 2017
She’s from Texas.
— George W. Bush on Beyonce, Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Thursday, March 2, 2017
The opposite.
— Rachel*
Wednesday, March 1, 2017
I’m waitin’ on what I'm waitin’ on.
— Man on the street
Tuesday, February 28, 2017
We’re not going to have a big mosh pit.
— President Trump, “Full Transcript: President Donald Trump’s Exclusive Interview with Breitbart News Network in Oval Office,” Breitbart
Monday, February 27, 2017
Time to get outta Dodge.
— Denise
Sunday, February 26, 2017
Mr. Ritholtz says that the outcome of the financial crisis has been “socialism for the wealthy but capitalism for everybody else.”
— Christopher Caldwell, “What Does Steve Bannon Want?,” The New York Times
Saturday, February 25, 2017
You Maltese, you go to China.
— Sid doing a comedy routine with Gia
Friday, February 24, 2017
I love how many collars he wears. Interesting look.
— Reince Priebus on Bannon at CPAC
Thursday, February 23, 2017
That’s the worst Brusco.
— Real Estate Agent on our landlords.
Wednesday, February 22, 2017
Frank Gehry No Longer Allowed To Make Sandwiches For Grandkids
— Article title from The Onion