Wednesday, March 21, 2018
They made money by killing flies, 10 cents per hundred.
— Ron Chernow, Titan: The Life of John D. Rockefeller, Sr.
Tuesday, March 20, 2018
If somebody spilled something, Rockefeller poured dimes over the stains as a tip for the person who mopped it up.
— Ron Chernow, Titan: The Life of John D. Rockefeller, Sr.
Monday, March 19, 2018
The X-height Files #2
— Subject line of a work email
Sunday, March 18, 2018
Lets sing loud.
— Mason on ABCs
Saturday, March 17, 2018
Everyone's looking at us.
— Sweet older woman, whom Lily and I were looking at periodically, (potentially from Australia) who was playing backgammon with her sweet older husband near us on the picnic table
Friday, March 16, 2018
Happy cock, happy k***!
— Mason's accidental wordplay response to "Happy mom, happy life."
Thursday, March 15, 2018
It's the whole solar system on a baby!
— Mason
Wednesday, March 14, 2018
Like many powerful men, he retains a deep desire to be accepted by the working class world he arose from.
— Adam Popescu, "Damien Hirst’s Post-Venice,
Post-Truth World," The New York Times
Post-Truth World," The New York Times
Tuesday, March 13, 2018
And here's another hit, Barry Bonds.
— Kanye West, "Barry Bonds"
Monday, March 12, 2018
Are you in this conversation?
— Sid to Lily
Sunday, March 11, 2018
Do stocks go up on Sundays?
— Lily on stocks
Saturday, March 10, 2018
A physician can't be a physician by name. Who codifies him? The patients.
— Preaching man on subway
Friday, March 9, 2018
You did more than those two.
— Lily pointing to two pigeons after I said I didn't do anything today
Thursday, March 8, 2018
It's a good thing to hide behind.
— Damien Hirst on his company called "Science," 02/20/2002, Charlie Rose
Wednesday, March 7, 2018
You go online, they hated Forest Gump. Frickin' best movie ever.
— Ray Romano, The Big Sick
Tuesday, March 6, 2018
Criticizing stories and deciding how to travel is mild; this is the most important decision of the day.
— Sid on picking which piece of chicken he wants
Monday, March 5, 2018
The Adoration Of The Home
— Grant Wood, title
Sunday, March 4, 2018
What if it looks like a carpet pattern and then it turns into trees that you can look through and see something.
— David White at The Met
Saturday, March 3, 2018
Ornament Proponent.
— Nick Schmidt
Friday, March 2, 2018
I put you in charge of the limes.
— Lily