Friday, November 27, 2015
Obsession.
— Danny
Thursday, November 26, 2015
Do you ever wonder when you look into your dog’s eyes, what name they’ve picked for you?
— John O'Hurley, The National Dog Show presented by Purina ®
Wednesday, November 25, 2015
I often say the difference between an amateur and a professional is that an amateur really likes everything they do.
— Bob Mankoff, “Bob Mankoff Thinks Cats Are Funnier Than Dogs,” The New York Times
Tuesday, November 24, 2015
Cat!
— Mason
Monday, November 23, 2015
That!
— Mason
Sunday, November 22, 2015
It’s like kissing someone who’s drunk. It doesn’t count.
— Gale, Mockingjay, Part 2
Saturday, November 21, 2015
40% of Africans
— Newhouse auction video
Friday, November 20, 2015
I can never get rid of anything?
— Older employee at email training meeting.
Thursday, November 19, 2015
Two things in one day!
— Lily
Wednesday, November 18, 2015
She likes birds!
— Lily on Roz Chast at The Century
Tuesday, November 17, 2015
I get my back into my living.
— The Who, “Baba O'Riley”
Monday, November 16, 2015
I’m giving everything measles.
— Old lady learning patch, clone stamp, and healing brush in Photoshop
Sunday, November 15, 2015
… and gathered my limbs together.
— “The Tale of Sinuhe,” Ashmolean Museum, Oxford (AN1945.40)
Saturday, November 14, 2015
So many dolphins, why are there so many dolphins… ohh, mini frogs!
— Lily with her eyes closed
Friday, November 13, 2015
It went well.
— Geoff
Thursday, November 12, 2015
They tend to become philosophers of their own work.
— Lydia Davis, “Glenn Gould,” The Collected Stories of Lydia Davis
Wednesday, November 11, 2015
And he said to me, ‘I wish you modest success’
— Ethan Hawke, Rules For A Knight
Tuesday, November 10, 2015
We should repeal the rules because the economic costs of this far exceed the social benefit.
— Jeb Bush, the Fourth Republican Debate in Milwaukee
Monday, November 9, 2015
Work on something else.
— Jason
Sunday, November 8, 2015
It’s art, you have to respect it!
— Security guard at MOMA after I took a large bad photograph that was for taking and crumpled it up and put it back.