Thursday, October 18, 2018
Do you ever interupt a dentist when he's drilling?
— Bartender at Oscar Wilde while making a Cemetery Gates
Wednesday, October 17, 2018
We don't say "do you understand the Mozart"... we don't ask "do you understand a daiquiri."
— Jerry Saltz, Clarice Smith Distinguished Lecture Series, Smithsonian American Art Museum
Tuesday, October 16, 2018
sarahsheehy1 Are u not famous
blakeokoons No
blakeokoons Sadly I am not
blakeokoons No
blakeokoons Sadly I am not
— Comments on @blakeokoons' photo from May 28
Monday, October 15, 2018
Which is to say that becoming the nation’s leading retailer does not guarantee immortality, at least not beyond architecture.
— The Editorial Board, "How Sears Was the Amazon of Its Day," The New York Times
Sunday, October 14, 2018
Can you imagine a pigeon floating like a duck? I would lose my mind.
— Lily
Saturday, October 13, 2018
"Nixon," Kissinger reports, "approved the recommendations while incongruously holding a bowling ball."
— Walter Isaacson, Kissinger: A Biography
Friday, October 12, 2018
Do you think they thought it was good?
— Jason on some "bad" design from the '90s I think is "good"
Thursday, October 11, 2018
Found a patron.
— Walter Isaacson, Kissinger: A Biography
Wednesday, October 10, 2018
Something between an epitome and a parody.
— Walter Isaacson, Kissinger: A Biography
Tuesday, October 9, 2018
In politics as in porn, everything now has to be kinda keyword searchable. So everybody has to fall into some sort of niche and if you're not doing it yourself then someone else is going to do it for you.
— Jon Ronson, "Joe Rogan Experience #995 - Jon Ronson"
Monday, October 8, 2018
There's no value to reaching across the aisle. There is no currency for that, there is no incentive.
— Jeff Flake, 60 Minutes
Sunday, October 7, 2018
Skittish fish asking a genie for a wish.
— Phrase from dinner party game "poop smoothie"
Saturday, October 6, 2018
“The tactics that were used completely backfired,” said Mr. McConnell. “Harassing members at their homes, crowding the halls with people acting horribly, the effort to humiliate us really helped me unify my conference.
— Peter Baker and Nicholas Fandos, "Show How You Feel, Kavanaugh Was Told, and a Nomination Was Saved," The New York Times
Friday, October 5, 2018
The Club motto is "Weaving Spiders Come Not Here", which implies that outside concerns and business deals (networking) are to be left outside.
— "Bohemian Grove," Wikipedia
Thursday, October 4, 2018
According to our head of conservation, American singles are basically shelf stable.
— Jamie Lausch Vander Broek, "You Can Check Out An Actual Cheese Book At This Michigan Library," Saveur
Wednesday, October 3, 2018
Was about more than the pursuit, and the preservation, of riches. They were also confederates in a more ambitious project: creating the myth.
— Russ Buettner, Susanne Craig and David Barstow, "11 Takeaways From The Times’s Investigation Into Trump’s Wealth," The New York Times
Tuesday, October 2, 2018
A great anecdote leaves them competing to tell a better version of the same thing.
— Chuck Palahniuk, "Joe Rogan Experience #1158 - Chuck Palahniuk"
Monday, October 1, 2018
I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event.
— New Yorker cartoon Lily put on top of my buisness card pile
Sunday, September 30, 2018
He died doing what he loved. Always gotta remember that.
— Lily on a dead moth
Saturday, September 29, 2018
Teenagers huh?
— Lily on plants in her way