Stacks on deck
— Joan As Police Woman, "Whatever You Like"
He created an annual award to honor the player picked last in the college draft, because, he said, they "should be noticed."
New York Times subheadline for "Paul Salata, Champion of the N.F.L.'s 'Irrelevant,' Dies at 94"
The police not only allowed her to bedazzle the cameras but even paid her a couple of thousand dollars. "I realized that they could not hear me when I spoke as an artist," Magrid later said. "This had nothing to do with what I proposed but with who I was."
— Alice Gregory, "Body Of Work," The New Yorker
I think my art project would be a town with lots of stores but each store can only sell one type of thing.
— Lily
Heady Topper
— Max
The plot of the film Mr. Baldwin was shooting, “Rust,” hinges on an accidental killing and its aftermath.
The New York Times
Derek once asked if I was aware that a frog died when the Challenger exploded. Nope. It's true, he said: the pet frog of the son of the teacher who was supposed to go to space. Derek said he hoped the son had a new frog now. He said he knew how bad it feels to lose a pet. (tears)
— @mcmubria
Also, the conductors do love chocolate cake, so if anyone has a piece of chocolate cake on their table it is subject to the conductors taking a piece.
— Amtrak Conductor
I need to get a tattoo of that. I need to remember that death is just adjacent to life.
— Lily
Your Ritual order at Thaitation (Jersey/Private Alley 925) has been accepted!
— Text
Once something is going to be permanent everybody cares about it.
— David Antin, "Fine Furs," Critical Inquiry, Vol. 19, No. 1.
Property is something that landscape architect and theorist James Corner would characterize as a “…phenomena that can only achieve visibility through representation rather than through direct experience.”
— Chris Lee, "This Was Written on Stolen Indigenous Land"
"He had adequate information about Jordan, but his information about Palestine was poor," al-Adel said. "We listened to him, but we did not argue, since we wanted to win him to our side."
— Joby Warrick, Black Flags: The Rise of ISIS
Miss Baker's gravestone frequently has one or more bananas on top.
— Image Caption, "Miss Baker," Wikipedia
A German friend said part of the reason for their generous benefits was that the state hoped to protect itself from fascism, which is typically born from desperate economic straits. I think about that a lot.
— @alexanderchee reposted by @dannygargallo
just watching the last inning last run they got in YouTube brought tears to my eyes
— Lily in a text about the Red Sox
You needn't sit and wonder why, babe
— Elvis Presley, "Don't Think Twice, It's All Right"
have u ever seen a slug in portrait mode
— Text in Lily's Instagram story with a poll of "YES" or "I HAVE"
PREVENTS BAG COLLAPSES & TEARING
— LEAF & LAWN CHUTE™
Wouldn't be a Rosa house without it.
— Jonathan on jar of Peanut M&Ms