Thursday, October 4, 2018
According to our head of conservation, American singles are basically shelf stable.
— Jamie Lausch Vander Broek, "You Can Check Out An Actual Cheese Book At This Michigan Library," Saveur
Wednesday, October 3, 2018
Was about more than the pursuit, and the preservation, of riches. They were also confederates in a more ambitious project: creating the myth.
— Russ Buettner, Susanne Craig and David Barstow, "11 Takeaways From The Times’s Investigation Into Trump’s Wealth," The New York Times
Tuesday, October 2, 2018
A great anecdote leaves them competing to tell a better version of the same thing.
— Chuck Palahniuk, "Joe Rogan Experience #1158 - Chuck Palahniuk"
Monday, October 1, 2018
I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event.
— New Yorker cartoon Lily put on top of my buisness card pile
Sunday, September 30, 2018
He died doing what he loved. Always gotta remember that.
— Lily on a dead moth
Saturday, September 29, 2018
Teenagers huh?
— Lily on plants in her way
Friday, September 28, 2018
We've had enough time on this to choke a horse.
— Orrin Hatch
Thursday, September 27, 2018
A second front door.
— Christine Blasey Ford, Senate Judiciary Committee
Wednesday, September 26, 2018
So the way I would get in his parties is I would show up with a camera, like, "yo Puff, you need to document, document this shit."
— Jamie Foxx, "Joe Rogan Experience #990 - Jamie Foxx"
Tuesday, September 25, 2018
And that's one of my fantasies, pick up all the uneaten french fries and sell them.
— Sid
Monday, September 24, 2018
This big painting made entirely from dead flies.
— @damienhirst
Sunday, September 23, 2018
It's like book fair blue balls.
— David on people looking at stoop junk for sale after fire alarm kicked everyone out of PS1
Saturday, September 22, 2018
Yea, why not.
— David on if he likes a building
Friday, September 21, 2018
Dining with the devil requires more than a long spoon.
— Manning Marable, Malcolm X: A Life of Reinvention
Thursday, September 20, 2018
You realize a knife should be a thing.
— Guy Ritchie, "Joe Rogan Experience #956 - Guy Ritchie"
Wednesday, September 19, 2018
But part of Malcolm always believed that even negative publicity was better than none at all.
— Manning Marable, Malcolm X: A Life of Reinvention
Tuesday, September 18, 2018
Could not create a JPEG that met your limit of 1500K bites. Please increase the file size limit. (1)
— Lightroom
Monday, September 17, 2018
I decided a long time ago that chicken was the same as fruits and vegetables.
— Lily on veganism
Sunday, September 16, 2018
I love wings on a square plate.
— Lily
Saturday, September 15, 2018
Scene two.
— Lily telling David which lighting preset to press