Thursday, September 14, 2017
I feel better than when I was 30 because I don't give a fuck anymore.
— Maggie
Wednesday, September 13, 2017
Still, Russian officials are remarkably open about the aims of RT and Sputnik: to “break the monopoly of the Anglo-Saxon global information streams,” as Putin himself put it during a visit to RT’s Moscow headquarters in 2013.
— Jim Rutenberg, “RT, Sputnik and Russia’s New Theory of War,” The New York Times Magazine
Tuesday, September 12, 2017
Teams worked hard to protect your face data.
— Phil Schiller, Apple Special Event
Monday, September 11, 2017
When you side with a man, you side with him.
— Steve Bannon, 60 Minutes
Sunday, September 10, 2017
Monkey bread.
— Ithaca Farmers Market
Saturday, September 9, 2017
Happy Birthday.
— Waitress at Simeon’s after looking at my ID
Friday, September 8, 2017
Goshen!
— Lily
Thursday, September 7, 2017
And I said, “You go to Japan, you’ll find a curved one.”
— Michael Bloomberg on escalators, “Bloomberg,” 60 Minutes
Wednesday, September 6, 2017
I don’t know how anyone can resist this. It’s like a candy feast.
— Sid on mixing ice cream and granola
Tuesday, September 5, 2017
Hey, I could ask him.
— Brad Pitt, Oceans 11
Monday, September 4, 2017
Great concept!
— Guy on street watching me and Davey flip a scoop from front to back
Sunday, September 3, 2017
I broke it!
— Ken on his sunflower
Saturday, September 2, 2017
Is it cuz they're going to expire?
— Lily on baseball hotdog Buck Nights
Friday, September 1, 2017
I got an extra short haircut an extra short time ago.
— Lily on a cassette tape recording when she was 9
Thursday, August 31, 2017
Cognitive behavioral therapy is a modern embodiment of this ancient wisdom.
— Greg Lukianoff and Jonathan Haidt, “The Coddling of the American Mind,” The Atlantic
Wednesday, August 30, 2017
While it is impossible at this point to consider the work of Frank Gehry or the Eameses without also having to take into account their personae, I guarantee that any American over the age of thirty has encountered hundreds of Dreyfuss objects without ever having given him a thought.
— Joe Scanlan, “Henry Dreyfuss Thermostats” Object Lessons
Tuesday, August 29, 2017
I thought I was superman until he came along.
— Sid on Ken
Monday, August 28, 2017
Vice president.
— Mark Usher, “Chapter 65,″ House of Cards
Sunday, August 27, 2017
I think you can click the 0 in the year.
— Dillon on homestarrunner.com
Saturday, August 26, 2017
Wanna hear my advice? Never go to bed angry at each other.
— Nice TSA man at DEN who has 12 years of marriage under his belt