Tuesday, September 19, 2017
The true question for the United Nations today, for people all over the world who hope for better lives for themselves and their children, is a basic one: Are we still patriots?
— Donald Trump, Speech to the UN
Monday, September 18, 2017
The last person was watching The Matrix.
— Dental nurse
Sunday, September 17, 2017
I hope that’s not his face, cuz that’s little.
— Man on Mickey Rourke’s face mask from The Wrestler in the Museum of the Moving Image
Saturday, September 16, 2017
You should take a ton and put them in each other’s bathrooms.
— Lily on monogrammed napkins from different places
Friday, September 15, 2017
The Squirrel Hunter
— Painting by Horace Pippin
Thursday, September 14, 2017
I feel better than when I was 30 because I don't give a fuck anymore.
— Maggie
Wednesday, September 13, 2017
Still, Russian officials are remarkably open about the aims of RT and Sputnik: to “break the monopoly of the Anglo-Saxon global information streams,” as Putin himself put it during a visit to RT’s Moscow headquarters in 2013.
— Jim Rutenberg, “RT, Sputnik and Russia’s New Theory of War,” The New York Times Magazine
Tuesday, September 12, 2017
Teams worked hard to protect your face data.
— Phil Schiller, Apple Special Event
Monday, September 11, 2017
When you side with a man, you side with him.
— Steve Bannon, 60 Minutes
Sunday, September 10, 2017
Monkey bread.
— Ithaca Farmers Market
Saturday, September 9, 2017
Happy Birthday.
— Waitress at Simeon’s after looking at my ID
Friday, September 8, 2017
Goshen!
— Lily
Thursday, September 7, 2017
And I said, “You go to Japan, you’ll find a curved one.”
— Michael Bloomberg on escalators, “Bloomberg,” 60 Minutes
Wednesday, September 6, 2017
I don’t know how anyone can resist this. It’s like a candy feast.
— Sid on mixing ice cream and granola
Tuesday, September 5, 2017
Hey, I could ask him.
— Brad Pitt, Oceans 11
Monday, September 4, 2017
Great concept!
— Guy on street watching me and Davey flip a scoop from front to back
Sunday, September 3, 2017
I broke it!
— Ken on his sunflower
Saturday, September 2, 2017
Is it cuz they're going to expire?
— Lily on baseball hotdog Buck Nights
Friday, September 1, 2017
I got an extra short haircut an extra short time ago.
— Lily on a cassette tape recording when she was 9
Thursday, August 31, 2017
Cognitive behavioral therapy is a modern embodiment of this ancient wisdom.
— Greg Lukianoff and Jonathan Haidt, “The Coddling of the American Mind,” The Atlantic