Friday, September 28, 2018
We've had enough time on this to choke a horse.
— Orrin Hatch
Thursday, September 27, 2018
A second front door.
— Christine Blasey Ford, Senate Judiciary Committee
Wednesday, September 26, 2018
So the way I would get in his parties is I would show up with a camera, like, "yo Puff, you need to document, document this shit."
— Jamie Foxx, "Joe Rogan Experience #990 - Jamie Foxx"
Tuesday, September 25, 2018
And that's one of my fantasies, pick up all the uneaten french fries and sell them.
— Sid
Monday, September 24, 2018
This big painting made entirely from dead flies.
— @damienhirst
Sunday, September 23, 2018
It's like book fair blue balls.
— David on people looking at stoop junk for sale after fire alarm kicked everyone out of PS1
Saturday, September 22, 2018
Yea, why not.
— David on if he likes a building
Friday, September 21, 2018
Dining with the devil requires more than a long spoon.
— Manning Marable, Malcolm X: A Life of Reinvention
Thursday, September 20, 2018
You realize a knife should be a thing.
— Guy Ritchie, "Joe Rogan Experience #956 - Guy Ritchie"
Wednesday, September 19, 2018
But part of Malcolm always believed that even negative publicity was better than none at all.
— Manning Marable, Malcolm X: A Life of Reinvention
Tuesday, September 18, 2018
Could not create a JPEG that met your limit of 1500K bites. Please increase the file size limit. (1)
— Lightroom
Monday, September 17, 2018
I decided a long time ago that chicken was the same as fruits and vegetables.
— Lily on veganism
Sunday, September 16, 2018
I love wings on a square plate.
— Lily
Saturday, September 15, 2018
Scene two.
— Lily telling David which lighting preset to press
Friday, September 14, 2018
Two Tylenol and one Aleve.
— Henry
Thursday, September 13, 2018
If I had some direction or some book to go by it would be ok, but I don't.
— Man on subway
Wednesday, September 12, 2018
@kevincarlbergquist haha I did very little too except a screenshot and a xerox machine
— @braulioamado
Tuesday, September 11, 2018
It would be smoother than any cue ball ever machined.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson, "Joe Rogan Experience #1159 - Neil deGrasse Tyson"
Monday, September 10, 2018
Does anyone ever have a dummy button?
— Joe Rogan responding to Neil's comment on lack of floor 13 buttons, "Joe Rogan Experience #919 - Neil deGrasse Tyson"
Sunday, September 9, 2018
He just found a centipede and called it a book of legs.
— Lily