Friday, September 5, 2014
Life is too short but too long to be enjoyed.
— Felix
Thursday, September 4, 2014
Eric looks like what i have always wanted my pumpkin to look like.
— A
Wednesday, September 3, 2014
I just realized I really like the word ‘mesh.’
— D
Tuesday, September 2, 2014
I can’t look happy because I’m always happy.
— Felix
Monday, September 1, 2014
Code yellow.
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Sunday, August 31, 2014
Code yellow.
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Saturday, August 30, 2014
Fight, and you may die.
— William Wallace
Friday, August 29, 2014
Sumo wakes up in the morning.
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Thursday, August 28, 2014
Bears.
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Wednesday, August 27, 2014
Flea Fly.
— Joe Bolling
Tuesday, August 26, 2014
I had qualified for the recitation period with “The Highwayman.”
— Sidney Offit, Memoir of a Bookie’s Son
Monday, August 25, 2014
Cocoa Puffs.
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Sunday, August 24, 2014
If I had a gun I’d let the hammer down.
— Doc Watson, “The Train That Carried My Girl from Town”
Saturday, August 23, 2014
How do you prepare your vegetables?
— Man on Camel’s Hump
Friday, August 22, 2014
A lot of foot landscaping going on here.
— K-Town
Thursday, August 21, 2014
Constrictor hitch.
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Wednesday, August 20, 2014
What I’m doin’ doesn’t have any history.
— K-Town
Tuesday, August 19, 2014
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Monday, August 18, 2014
Yahoo!
— Toad, Mario Kart
Sunday, August 17, 2014
Goat cheese yogurt.
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